Make Mom proud
You are probably sensational in your field. But like so many creative people, your writing kinda sucks - right? Maybe mom is even embarrassed to talk about you because her friends think your copy is dry.
Don't worry. I can fix sucky writing or do the heavy lifting for you and write it from scratch. Life's too short to use cliche phrases like "life's too short," so let's get to work and add some personality to your website or printed material.
We should also grab a burger and a beer. But one thing at a time.